The Hand Held Radio Creed
This is my radio, there are many like it, but this one is mine. My radio is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my radio is useless. Without my radio, I am useless. I must remember to turn my radio on. I must listen to my radio, for my Boss who is trying to call me. I must answer before they fire me. I will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My radio and I are an employee of this Company. We are the masters of my work. We are the saviors of my job.
So be it, so there is no anger, but peace!
Amen!